Welfare for Undocumented Jihadists

It is obvious that undocumented jihadists have every right to jump ahead of the estimated (as of last year) four million people outside of the United States waiting for visas. The Obama administration has promised to release 19 of Gitmo prisoners free into the United States. Let's forget for the sake of tolerance the fact that 17 of the jihadists that are to be released went to training camps in the al qaeda/Taliban stronghold of Tora Bora. You may be thinking to yourself, "yes we are a very compassionate nation for allowing these poor jihadists to live amongst us, but how will they take care of themselves in their new country?" Don't worry, Director of National Intelligence Dennis Blair has the answer. He says, "If we are to release them in the United States, we need some sort of assistance for them to start a new life. You can't just put them on the street. All that is work in progress." What a relief, they will be taken care of. Don't worry, I'm sure the President Obama will come out with more specific details in how the United States will make sure that the jihadists are taken care of. He should immediately urge Congress to pass the Please Don't Hurt Us Act of 2009. In this law he could show the jihadists all the nice things he is willing to do for them in exchange they won't hurt us. It's a perfect plan. Even with the expectations that I had for President Obama, I did not expect this much change.